Monday, March 01, 2010

*un monday.

ACK! It's Monday. How the crap did that happen? Yes, it's Monday. You know how I know? Because I came off sounding like a jerk and/or an idiot in 78% of my communication today, including e-mails, phone calls ("Oh hai, Toyota. Yes, that was me that left my license tag on the car when I turned it in"), and face-to-face discourse. Also I'm missing J something fierce. Oh! And I have $90 to my name. Until Thursday.

Batting 1,000 I am not. But I shall spare you the remaining litany of Reminders Why I Am Something of a Professional Jackass and share some shots I took yesterday. Because yesterday was crisp and sunny and cloudless and ... not Monday.

stella blanket.

Note: I don't dress this well now, and I'm allegedly a grownup.

hand in mouth.

Stella is scandalized by my sartorial mishaps.


Truly, I would wear these in my size. Considering that I was once asked "why [I] don't tip over," these may be my size.


What? It's hyperbolic license. Sheesh.


Sigh. There is nothing more adorable on this planet. You should see me with my thighs wrapped in horizontal stripes and ruffles across my bum. This is genetic cuteness, people.


She never believes a word I say.

stella hawk.

I'll be your dancer. Dancer for tummy. Do what you want me to do.


I apologize. Was that inappropriate?


I swoonz.


Samantha hates the camera, but the light was too pretty not to risk her accusatory glare.




Sabbath confession: I covet my father's neighbor's dog.


I know! Don't tell J.

aunt jeannie.

Hm. I do not trust that face. I'm totally going to be sold out. Remember, Stella, aunts are the ones who keep your secrets.


What's Next? says:
at: 4:44 PM said...

Not a better secret keeper anywhere. All those wrinkles were hard earned!



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I am a work in progress. I perpetually need a hair cut. I'm totally devoted to my remarkable nieces and nephew. I am an elementary home cook and a magazine worker bee. (Please criticize my syntax and spelling in the comments.) I think my dog is hilarious. I like chicken and spicy things. I have difficulty being a grown-up. Left to my own devices, I will eat enormous amounts of cheese snacks of all kinds.