Question: Are there fairies dancing in the Woodside backyard, and if so, are they the wish-granting sort?
Question: If one stares at an enormous work project with just the right mixture of resentment and panic, will said project complete itself?
Question: Why are the prettiest things a little sad around the edges?
Will this day ever end? Is it weird to shave your legs on your lunch break? Do the people who saw you before lunch secretly judge you? Is disproportionate rage at the vending machine cause for dismissal? Is this humidity a personal affront from the Lord? If I doze off in my cubicle, would anyone really notice? Do you think Jon Stewart's marriage is happy? Does this dress make me look like a sofa?
I'll ask the rear admiral.