Thursday, July 09, 2009

*insult to intelligence.

"How many girls can do that?" you ask, Jillian Barberie?

Well, if you mean how many girls can manage to simultaneously pull off imperious and shallow, reading every line as though it's interrogatory while wearing lingerie you're trying to pass as a shirt, I'd say not very many.

If you mean how many girls can catch a football someone lobs at them from just off camera, I'd say all of the ones with arms.




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I am a work in progress. I perpetually need a hair cut. I'm totally devoted to my remarkable nieces and nephew. I am an elementary home cook and a magazine worker bee. (Please criticize my syntax and spelling in the comments.) I think my dog is hilarious. I like chicken and spicy things. I have difficulty being a grown-up. Left to my own devices, I will eat enormous amounts of cheese snacks of all kinds.