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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

*cock. tail.

Oh, Sandra Lee.



Honey. No.

The garnish on this perverse concoction (Bananas Foster Cocktail, if you must know)? A splash of cream.

The only thing I can figure is that SL is a closet heinous hosebeast. Someone had to be afraid for their job not to notify her about the dangers of bobbing for phalluses.

Consider this a cautionary tale.

4 comments:

Anonymous
at: 6:46 AM said...

I'm speechless....

Juarez Family says:
at: 9:11 AM said...

Gross!

Southern Foodette says:
at: 9:58 AM said...

It would really be gross if there was a straw in the banana. How would you like to suck on that?

kate says:
at: 7:21 PM said...

Thank you for the laugh. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Did that ACTUALLY run in the magazine????

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