Halloooooooooooo, friends! Oh my, it's good to see you.
I mean, truly. How long has it been since we've really sat down and had a chat? It has to have been at least Monday.
You don't come by, you don't leave comments. The Woodside grows cold with neglect.
Don't you love me anymore?
What if I give you a little smile?
Eye twinkles? Does that do it for you?
Laughs? Oh ho, my darlings, I find you disarming and hilarious.
Oh, wait! SECRET WEAPON: elbow chub. The Woodside has that in spades.
Ah, that's better. Now you are back, under my spell once again. You had me worried there for a moment.
This world ain't gonna take over itself, you know.