Thursday, September 04, 2008

*little star.

If, for any reason. Sarah Palin is unable to fulfill her duties, her alternate will step in and take her place.

Only in Alabama.

*This just in from the RNC John McCain tribute video: "The fire burned for 13 hours. 134 men lost their lives. John McCain's life was somehow spared. Perhaps—he had more to do."

You know, unlike those do-nothing dead schmucks.

In other news: Mama McCain looks AMAZING. Younger than Cindy and John combined. Seriously, that woman is 96 years old. I should look that good at 40. Go on, Roberta.

Fred Thompson: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I gotta change the channel now. I think John McCain has an absolutely incredible story, and I can't watch it set to trumpets.




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I am a work in progress. I perpetually need a hair cut. I'm totally devoted to my remarkable nieces and nephew. I am an elementary home cook and a magazine worker bee. (Please criticize my syntax and spelling in the comments.) I think my dog is hilarious. I like chicken and spicy things. I have difficulty being a grown-up. Left to my own devices, I will eat enormous amounts of cheese snacks of all kinds.